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merry christmas
seems safe
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Persepolis (2007) | imdb
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This was my jam when I was 11, ngl.
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Yeah jackass Hemingway because if you hadn’t noticed this is a movie where you travel back in time and meet all sorts of famous artists from the past who happen to be in Paris at the same time and they’re all ~*~amazing~*~ and ~*~magical~*~ unlike all those modern people who are shallow and boring and shit and have sex behind your back.
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Test For Girls
So here is a little test for the ladies. Now I know a lot of you have that really nice best guy friend that likes you (trust me if he’s straight he likes you). I want you, just for once, to pick the nice guy. I will guaranty you that you’ll be happier with him then the other guys you usually date.
So here is a little test for you. Now I know you have an anus (trust me if you’re you you have an anus). I want you, just for once, to strip naked and lay on your stomach with your feet facing a wall. I want you to sort of crawl your legs up the wall so your ass is directly above above your head, and i want you to look up towards your ass.
I then want—pay attention, this is important— I then want you to focus every essence of your being into your asscheeks, and I want you to take the largest, grottiest shit of your life, right into your mouth. I want you to shut your eyes and shit as if your tiny scrap of life depended on how much shit you could force out. I want you to imagine you’re in a horrible porn parody of Saw and you’re only going to live to see the next day if you follow Tobin Bell’s nasty ass instructions and drown an entire oildrum filed with kittens with your shit, only the oildrum is your mouth and the kittens are your tongue, and your dignity
I will guaranty you that you’ll understand how it sounds to other people like when you say things like this
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Do my eyes deceive me? is that a bolo tie on Sam!??! #dead
prom reference? Also those shoes WTF?! Isn’t he suppose to sing Hero in this episode.. don’t tell me this is from Hero haha

excuse me, but what are those on their feet, and why am I shaking with rage/laughter?
Scrolled down and was like WTH!!! I don’t even understand the shoes…
It’s a fashion trend within the mexican culture….
this episode…its gonna be an offensive one, isn’t it?
why does it have to be offensive? because they’re not mexican? the episode is centered around the spanish teacher….ricky martin’s character could be trying to open them up to the mexican culture….look, heres info on those pointy boots: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_pointy_boots
But Ricky Martin is Puerto Rican tho.
plus, cultural appropriation is a no-no for me.
Appropriation all up in this. Appropriation of Mexican culture is going to kill me. White privileged ignorance and their condensing of Latino culture into the Mexican facade.
But as far as I know (and I might be wrong, I’m no expert in the subject) it’s a trend in the US as well? I think pointy boots are really popular in Texas, at least.
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I hate you, past me.
no way staci otown rules.
I’ll never let a single person shit on kpop when otown existed in the US.
SHE’S A DOMINATRIX SUPERMODEL BEAUTY QUEEEEEN
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